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Interesting, odd, outrageous or informative quotes about Japan

History- quotes about Japan in the distant and not so distant past

“John Wayne, Bruce Lee and Sir Galahad all wrapped up in one, with a bit of Yoda thrown in”

Samurai according to Karin Muller, Japanland pg 121

“In 1650, Japan inexplicably disappeared from the face of the Earth for 200 years. Many theories were offered, including alien abduction, or that it had become submerged. In 1850, an American expedition stumbled upon Japan in a forest in Northern Alaska. Apparently, it had swum across the Pacific Ocean but forgotten how to get back. Chinese hauliers moved Japan back to its rightful place. The debt was settled after Japan met China’s request to be invaded in 1931.”  From the Uncyclopedia Japan entry

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