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Uncyclopedia- Japanese quotes from the anti-Wikipedia

Kyoto is the cultural capital of Japan. Previous ones were overrun by deer, most notably Heijo-kyo (modern-day Nara).”  From the Uncyclopedia Japan entry

“In 1650, Japan inexplicably disappeared from the face of the Earth for 200 years. Many theories were offered, including alien abduction, or that it had become submerged. In 1850, an American expedition stumbled upon Japan in a forest in Northern Alaska. Apparently, it had swum across the Pacific Ocean but forgotten how to get back. Chinese hauliers moved Japan back to its rightful place. The debt was settled after Japan met China’s request to be invaded in 1931.”  From the Uncyclopedia Japan entry

“Japanese toilets are so versatile that new apartment units now consist of only a lavatory. ..On a related matter, there are rumours of demon toilets that take over people’s minds.” From the Uncyclopedia Japan entry

“Japan has a fully modern infrastructure but many cultural traditions remain as a crunchy layer under the creamy Western frosting” From the Uncyclopedia Japan entry

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